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I last watched Se7en with Brad Pitt and Morgan Freedman, so I’m a detective, oh yeahh.

I’m a morbidly obese orderly at an old folks’ home. OIC.

I’m the leader of The Revolution, have a fly ass roller set, and can play a mean guitar dick. =/

I’m a pregnant teenage girl who gives her baby to a newly divorced lady and then sits on the front steps of a house and sing some weird folk song with the love of her life. Yup, that qualifies as a job.

I have in my possession the death note, allowing me to to kill criminals in any way I want as long as I know their name and face. I’m developing a god complex and will get rid of anyone who gets in my way. That means you, L.

(Source: astroextensionist)

1. baffledjailbird reblogged this from yumeji-hime and added:

   I am a con artist who uses giant robots in fights to make money …

2. balancethroughthatturn reblogged this from everythinginsane and added:

   I’m the fucking devil. suck it bitches.

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6. nroxy reblogged this from oneshinyapple and added:

   A lawyer who goes to haunted houses? DNW!

7. waxfruit reblogged this from oneshinyapple and added:

   Chey Schaeffer, professional hobbit.

8. oneshinyapple reblogged this from oryos and added:

   Interpol agent/ wanted fugitive? Cool.

9. redhotsathya liked this
10. oryos reblogged this from missmogs and added:

    …a retired CIA agent? good, i get to skip the dirty work.

11. missmogs reblogged this from strength-is-an-illusion
12. historyforbreakfast reblogged this from ladyelegant and added:

    cop/narcotics detective (Training Day)

13. ladyelegant reblogged this from swangirl and added:

    Does Agatha Christie’s Poirot count? I guess I’m a Private detective. Sweet.

14. zeldafangirl14 reblogged this from poesister and added:

    I’m Sherlock Holmes

15. yumeji-hime reblogged this from swangirl and added:

    I am a hobbit. This was already true.

16. snook-8 liked this
17. fireworksandquicksilver reblogged this from poesister and added:

    MOTHERFUCKING LIGHT CYCLES BITCH, I RUN THE MCP

18. redadmiralvanessa liked this
19. redadmiralvanessa reblogged this from snook-8 and added:

    I’m a supervillain!

20. strength-is-an-illusion reblogged this from poesister and added:

    I’m going to be...student FOREVER. -_-

21. ren128 liked this
22. snook-8 reblogged this from ren128 and added:

    what a coincidence ren, we have the same career

23. strength-is-an-illusion liked this
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25. ren128 reblogged this from poesister and added:

    I’m an adventurer/reporter

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28. mayregnard reblogged this from firstfruits and added:

    Freaking FBI agent. Hell yes! I love Clarice Starling.

29. littlecroissantwithcheese reblogged this from stampstamp and added:

    I ‘be a man’ and save China.

30. kingsxandxsuccessions reblogged this from stampstamp and added:

    I’m a dragon trainer/tamer. I’d have the nightfury, of course.

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32. stampstamp reblogged this from dangerousyako and added:

    Singer at L’oiseau Rare~

33. dangerousyako reblogged this from watchmemerlin and added:

    I AM THE GOD OF THUNDER

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37. everythinginsane reblogged this from geothebio and added:

    I AM A CONSULTING DETECTIVE.

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39. jessxdica reblogged this from jbarrionchavez and added:

    I will be just like Zenon, the girl of the 21st century. I will save space stations, help aliens, and keep the moon from...

40. jbarrionchavez reblogged this from herpaderpamel
41. lowfatvanilla reblogged this from tumbledoresbeard and added:

    OMG I AM IRON MAN! :D

42. tumbledoresbeard reblogged this from bpsd and added:

    I’m Santa! The really awesome Santa from the original Miracle on 34th St.

43. willanoid reblogged this from uptonogood89 and added:

    I AM THE HIGHLANDER! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

44. philipsnowman reblogged this from jennipoos and added:

    Terrorist? Ruh roh.

45. cap-a-pie reblogged this from likebeestothehoneyitwas and added:

    BE SANTA CLAUS :(...have an odd deja-vu feeling…have I done this?

46. cherrybomb243 reblogged this from classoffreedom and added:

    thank god audry hepburn never actually had a job in any of her movies so this is great! i run around doing whatever the...

47. classoffreedom reblogged this from twostrandsofmelody and added:

    I am reblogging this only because of the V reference. I freaked out. Why do I fancy that film so much.

48. holy-palmers-kiss reblogged this from hpphans and added:

    A crazy-ass sweet transvestite alien who comes down to earth, has sex with everyone and discovers the means of creating...

49. imnot-inshock reblogged this from hpphans and added:

    “we’re gonna be doin’ one thing and one thing only… killin’ Nazis”

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